The other Paralympics

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by speedie (move over school!) on Monday, 13-Aug-2007 14:36:36

Wheelchair Formation line dancing to music speeded up

Double Amputee Sumo wrestling

Autistic Rugby

Blind Ice Skating on a large lake

Deaf Ballroom dancing

Double Amputee trampolining

Blind shooting with live rounds

Dwarf Show jumping on big lively Irish horses

Swimming for the directionally impaired

Dispraxia gymnastics

VI motorcycle racing on ZX-10R'S

Deadly VI Wheelchair Basketball without the bleeper

Irish Hurling for big girls frightened of getting hurt

Sled Dog racing for dog phobics

Table tennis for people seeing double

High Diving off cliffs for height phobic big girls

Snake charming for the clinically insane

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 27-Aug-2007 10:40:54

Can i add parasailing for the people who are afraid of heights? lol

Post 3 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 27-Aug-2007 10:47:38

lol. Parasailing could also be added for those afraid of water or of getting all wet.

Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2007 13:21:19

oh this is priceless...lol